Thursday, August 7, 2008

Which Homicidal Movie Maniac Are You?

You know you’ve always wondered what personality characteristics drive big-screen murderers to do their dirty deeds. While most of their problems stem from fear, revenge, or just down-right evilness, you’re sure to relate to at least a few of them. So, which homicidal movie maniac can you identify with?

1. Do you find it difficult to talk to women, love peanut butter sandwiches and milk, or enjoy wearing women’s clothing? If so, you may relate to Norman Bates from Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho”. Norman is a die-hard Mama’s boy who enjoys a good blood bath every now and again.

2. Does fire scare you or do you have long fingernails and no desire to improve your ugly mug? Do you enjoy making snide comebacks just to prove that you’re more intelligent than your peers are? If so, you may relate to Freddy Krueger from the teen slasher flick “Nightmare on Elm Street”. Freddy’s an unattractive guy, but he seems to have a good sense of humor and he’s fond of irony.

3. Do you love working with raw meat, fashioning clothing and lampshades out of human skin, or making beautiful music with chainsaws? If so, you may make a personality match with Leatherface from “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. Leatherface is a rather lonely guy but he’s creative and talented with a meat clever.

4. Do you only wake up on Halloween to escape your room and don a William Shatner mask so that you can enjoy a night of random, senseless killing? Can you manage to drive a car excruciatingly slow and go unnoticed by everyone around you? Do children make up nursery rhymes about you just to have a nice rhythm of which to jump rope? If so, you may identify with Michael Myers from "Halloween". Mike gets more creative as the years pass and he’s virtually invincible. He’s clever enough to escape from the same mental institution at least eight times in the last 30 years and he hides his arthritic walk very well.

5. Are you afraid of water, overweight despite the fact that you haven’t eaten in 25 years, or do you enjoy crafting creative ways to kill promiscuous teenagers while they’re having sex? If so, you may relate to Jason Voorhees. Jason is one to hold a grudge and he seems to have no sense of humor at all. He’s resilient, rather ashamed of his big head (as he should be), and has the incredible ability to catch even the fastest marathon runner without even quickening his pace.

Love them or hate them, there’s a bit of homicidal movie maniac in us all (though most of us don’t act on it). Did you make a connection to one of these wackos or are you still feeling as if no one can relate to you?
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