If blatant, crude humor is your idea of a great Halloween costume, you’re in luck this year. With costumes becoming more deliberate by the year, more people are taking advantage of the growing trend of calculated insults and costumes that pay tribute to one of the most important bodily functions.
With the wide selection of poo costumes available, you may have a difficult time finding the one that represents your personality. Don’t worry—we’re here to help. Take this quiz to find out which poo costume is right for you.
1. Do you enjoy telling lies that are so unbelievable that others are too embarrassed to contradict you? Do you try to dupe people by telling them a sob story just so they’ll give you money or sex? If so, you may be "bull poo" and you can express yourself best in the BullS#!T Halloween Costume. This guy has a stinky personality and is sure to flood the room with the fabricated tales he conjures up in his mind.
2. Are you fanatical about doing the right thing and quick to quote biblical scripture? Does your presence surprise people when they’re preoccupied? If so, you may be "Holy poo" and you can express yourself best in the HolyS#!T Halloween Costume. She’s a sweet girl with plenty to talk about but her odor can be offensive at times.
3. Do you truly believe that your poo doesn’t stink? Do you think you’re above everyone else just because you have a better job, house, or car? Do you automatically assume that women want to fall at your feet simply because you enter a room? If so, you may be "hot poo" and you can express yourself best in the HotS#!T Halloween Costume. This guy is confident he’ll be the life of the party because he’s the man and everyone else is the poo on his shoe.
4. Are your powers of deduction mind boggling? Do you hate when others find the need to state the blatantly obvious just so they’ll feel important? If so, you may be "no poo" and you can express yourself best in the NoS#!T Sherlock Halloween Costume. This guy is too intelligent to be bothered with mundane conversation and trivial redundancies.
5. Are you able to bench press a small car and beat the poo out of almost everyone you meet? If so, you may be "tough poo" and you can best express yourself in the ToughS#!T Halloween Costume. You wouldn’t want to meet this guy in a dark alley. He’s rough and tough and won’t take any poo off anybody.
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